02UndatedIf at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.W.C. Fields / quote ↗
04UndatedEverybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.W.C. Fields / quote ↗
05UndatedHorse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.W.C. Fields / quote ↗
10UndatedI was in love with a beautiful blond once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.W.C. Fields / quote ↗
12UndatedAttitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.W.C. Fields / quote ↗
16UndatedFell in love with a beautiful blonde once. Drove me to drink. And I never had the decency to thank her.W.C. Fields / quote ↗
17UndatedWe frequently hear of people dying from too much drinking. That this happens is a matter of record. But the blame almost always is placed on whisky. Why this should be I never could understand. You can die from drinking too much of anything - coffee water milk soft drinks and all such stuff as that. And so long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple act of swallowing I will make mine whisky.W.C. Fields / quote ↗
18UndatedI always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake - which I also keep handy.W.C. Fields / quote ↗
19UndatedI exercise self-control and never touch any beverage stronger than gin before breakfast.W.C. Fields / quote ↗
20UndatedIt was a woman who drove me to drink - and you know I never even thanked her.W.C. Fields / quote ↗
21UndatedOnce during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.W.C. Fields / quote ↗
22UndatedI never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.W.C. Fields / quote ↗
23UndatedNo man is boss in his own home but he can make up for it by making a dog play dead.W.C. Fields / quote ↗
