01UndatedWhen asked to borrow money: "I'll see what my lawyer says. . . . And if he says yes I'll get another lawyer."W.C. Fields / quote ↗
02UndatedIf at first you don't succeed try try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it.W.C. Fields / quote ↗
03UndatedWomen are like elephants. They are interesting to look at but I wouldn't like to own one.W.C. Fields / quote ↗
04UndatedWhen we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.W.C. Fields / quote ↗
07UndatedReminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.W.C. Fields / quote ↗
08UndatedNo doubt exists that all women are crazy it's only a question of degree.W.C. Fields / quote ↗
09UndatedSet up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.W.C. Fields / quote ↗
10UndatedI never worry about being driven to drink I just worry about being driven home.W.C. Fields / quote ↗
11UndatedThe clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.W.C. Fields / quote ↗
16UndatedIf at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.W.C. Fields / quote ↗
