01UndatedI'm not a stranger," I said, and pointed to his book. "I'm someone who reads the same authors you do.Lemony Snicket / quote ↗
02UndatedJust knowing that they could read made the Baudelaire orphans feel as if their wretched lives could be a little brighter.Lemony Snicket / quote ↗
03UndatedThe world is full of disappointment," I said."Yes," she said, "I heard him say that. And every creature is simply trying to get what it wants, and to make their way through a difficult world. Do you believe that?""No," I said. "There's more than that.""Like what?""Like good books," I said, "and good people. And good librarians, who are almost both at once.Lemony Snicket / quote ↗
04UndatedAnyone who knew Violet well could tell she was thinking hard, because her long hair was tied up in a ribbon to keep it out of her eyes. Violet had a real knack for inventing and building strange devices, so her brain was often filled with images of pulleys, levers, and gears, and she never wanted to be distracted by something as trivial as her hair.Lemony Snicket / quote ↗
07UndatedIf you are going to hear the work of the world’s greatest composers, you will have to allow for a little murder here and there. […] Those who want justice can go to the police, but those who want something a little more interesting should go to the orchestra!Lemony Snicket / quote ↗
08UndatedMoney is like a child—rarely unaccompanied. When it disappears, look to those who were supposed to be keeping an eye on it while you were at the grocery store. You might also look for someone who has a lot of extra children sitting around, with long, suspicious explanations for how they got there.Lemony Snicket / quote ↗
09UndatedNobody wants to fall into a safety net, because it means the structure in which they've been living is in a state of collapse and they have no choice but to tumble downwards. However, it beats the alternative.Lemony Snicket / quote ↗
10UndatedIt's hard when you're missing your family," Pip said, and started the motor. " You wake up every morning like someone took one of your legs.Lemony Snicket / quote ↗
11UndatedIt’s hard when you’re missing your family. You wake up every morning like someone took one of your legs.Lemony Snicket / quote ↗
12UndatedEllington Feint was a line in my mind running right down the middle of my life, separating the formal training of my childhood and the territory of the rest of my days. She was an axis, and at that moment and for many moments afterward, my entire world revolved around her.Lemony Snicket / quote ↗
13UndatedAt times the world may seem an unfriendly and sinister place, but believe that there is much more good in it than bad. All you have to do is look hard enough. and what might seem to be a series of unfortunate events may in fact be the first steps of a journey.Lemony Snicket / quote ↗
14UndatedAre you ready?" Klaus asked finally."No," Sunny answered."Me neither," Violet said, "but if we wait until we're ready we'll be waiting for the rest of our lives, Let's go.Lemony Snicket / quote ↗
15UndatedGet scared later, and if you're scared now remember what Kit always said. If you're not scared, she told me, it's not bravery. And you want to be brave, don't you, Snicket?Lemony Snicket / quote ↗
18UndatedHow did you do that?” Mr. Poe asked. “Nice girls shouldn’t know how to do such things.”“My sister is a nice girl,” Klaus said, “and she knows how to do all sorts of things.Lemony Snicket / quote ↗
19UndatedSome people think destiny is something you cannot escape, such as death or a curdled cheesecake, both of which always turn up sooner or later.Lemony Snicket / quote ↗
20UndatedO, great wise man,' she said, 'I have been wondering so many things. Is life more than sitting at home doing the same thing over and over? Wise man, is life more than watching one's relatives do unpleasant things, or more than grim tasks one must perform at school and at work? Is life more than being entertained by literature, wise man, or more than traveling from one place to another, suffering from poor emotional health and pondering the people one loves? And what about those who lead a life of mystery? And the mysteries of life? And, wise man, what about the overall feeling of doom that one cannot ever escape no matter what one does, and miscellaneous things that I have neglected to mention in specific?Lemony Snicket / quote ↗
21UndatedThe story of the book filled the car with exciting adventures of the sort that are fun to read about, so we didn’t have to think about the exciting adventures of the sort that are no fun to live through.Lemony Snicket / quote ↗
22UndatedOf course you can trust me," Jake Hix said. "We read the same books.Lemony Snicket / quote ↗
23UndatedThere are some who say that you should forgive everyone, even the people whohave disappointed you immeasurably. There are others who say you should not forgive anyone, and should stomp off in a huff no matter how many times they apologize. Of these two philosophies, the second one is of course much more fun, but it can also grow exhausting to stomp off in a huff every time someone has disappointed you, as everyone disappoints everyone eventually, and one can’t stomp off in a huff every minute of the day.Lemony Snicket / quote ↗
24Undatedit is a sad truth in life that when someone has lost a loved one, friends sometimes avoid the person, just when the presence of friends is most needed.Lemony Snicket / quote ↗
