JSJosh Stern

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Josh Stern

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Quotations and sayings

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I love shark week, all kids swim for free

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You always miss 100% of the shots you don't order

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it can't be wrong, if it feels so wrong

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the only drinking problem I've ever had, is figuring out why I'm still stuck in this salad spinner

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I'd die for your sins, but I'd probably enjoy them first

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Don't be so hard on yourself....that's what a loofah's for

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Date rape is just plain moronic when you consider how slutty figs are

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It's not that I'm ahead of my time, it's more that the world is running late

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I've always been a poor sport and a sore loser...any other behavior might encourage a repeat performance

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I try not to take things lying down, especially rectal thermometers

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It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the blame

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