01UndatedWhen it comes to relationships, I find it best to have two feet out the doorJosh Stern / quote ↗
02UndatedIf a picture paints a thousand words, then a naked picture paints a thousand words without any vowels....Josh Stern / quote ↗
03UndatedThe only way I’d ever die of a broken heart, is if I slammed into something really hardJosh Stern / quote ↗
04UndatedIt's not hard to fail...it's hard to accept you failed...but once that's out of the way, it's pretty smooth sailingJosh Stern / quote ↗
05UndatedBe nice to people on your way up, because you'll land on them on your way downJosh Stern / quote ↗
06UndatedLoving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organsJosh Stern / quote ↗
10UndatedY'know when your dog drags its butt across the carpet leaving a stain- It's not as easy as it looks..."Josh Stern / quote ↗
13UndatedEveryone comes with baggage, make sure you get one that comes with a rackJosh Stern / quote ↗
16UndatedIf you see the light at the end of the tunnel, you’re lookingthrough binoculars the wrongwayJosh Stern / quote ↗
18UndatedDr. Suess said: 'Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened..' I tell my dates: 'Don't cry because it happened, smile because it's overJosh Stern / quote ↗
20UndatedY'know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations, like sitting on frozen peas after a vasectomyJosh Stern / quote ↗
24UndatedAt this point in my life, beaming confidence is largely a matter of mind over bladder controlJosh Stern / quote ↗
