04UndatedSure I eat my feelings, but I save the emotional roller coaster for dessertJosh Stern / quote ↗
06UndatedI hate pulling out... I mean, I'm really bad at the whole parking thing....Josh Stern / quote ↗
07UndatedIf you love somebody set them free- it also works equally well if you hate somebodyJosh Stern / quote ↗
09UndatedDon't ever mistake silence for ignorance, when it is obviously stupidityJosh Stern / quote ↗
11UndatedThe true genius of a Woman is her subtle flair in creating the illusion that you are the smart oneJosh Stern / quote ↗
14UndatedSome people are so positive, that when they slip in dog poop, they pirouetteJosh Stern / quote ↗
18UndatedI spread eggshells all over my room, so anyone who tries to get close when I sleep will know what they're walking onJosh Stern / quote ↗
23UndatedDating should really be more like furniture store commercials....I would love to' pay no interest for 6 monthsJosh Stern / quote ↗