03UndatedI find her anecdotes more efficacious than sheep-counting, rain on a tin roof, or alanol tablets.... you will find me and Morpheus, off in a corner, necking.Dorothy Parker / quote ↗
04UndatedThis wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible with raisins in it.Dorothy Parker / quote ↗
07UndatedGod, the bitter misery that reading works into this world! Everybody knows that - everbody who IS everybody. All the best minds have been off reading for years. Look at the swing La Rouchefoucauld took at it. He said that if nobody had ever learned to read, very few people would be in love. Good for you, La Rouchefoucauld; nice going, boy. I wish I’d never learned to read.Dorothy Parker / quote ↗
08UndatedWhy, that dog is practically a Phi Beta Kappa. She can sit up and beg, and she can give her paw -- I don't say she will but she can.Dorothy Parker / quote ↗
09UndatedMoney cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studdedwheelchair.Dorothy Parker / quote ↗
11UndatedDucking for apples -- change one letter and it's the story of my life.Dorothy Parker / quote ↗
13UndatedHe'll be cross if he sees I have been crying. They don't like you to cry. He doesn't cry. I wish to God I could make him cry. I wish I could make him cry and tread the floor and feel his heart heavy and big and festering in him. I wish I could hurt him like hell.He doesn't wish that about me. I don't think he even knows how he makes me feel. I wish he could know, without my telling him. They don't like you to tell them they've made you cry. They don't like you to tell them you're unhappy because of them. If you do, they think you're possessive and exacting. And then they hate you. They hate you whenever you say anything you really think. You always have to keep playing little games. Oh, I thought we didn't have to; I thought this was so big I could say whatever I meant. I guess you can't, ever. I guess there isn't ever anything big enough for that.Dorothy Parker / quote ↗
15UndatedSome men break your heart in two,Some men fawn and flatter,Some men never look at you;And that cleans up the matter.Dorothy Parker / quote ↗
16UndatedIf wild my breast and sore my pride,I bask in dreams of suicide,If cool my heart and high my headI think 'How lucky are the dead.Dorothy Parker / quote ↗
17UndatedI never see that prettiest thing-A cherry bough gone white with Spring-But what I think, "How gay 'twould beTo hang me from a flowering tree.Dorothy Parker / quote ↗
18UndatedThis level reach of blue is not my sea; Here are sweet waters, pretty in the sun,Whose quiet ripples meet obediently A marked and measured line, one after one. This is no sea of mine. that humbly laves Untroubled sands, spread glittering and warm. I have a need of wilder, crueler waves; They sicken of the calm, who knew the storm. So let a love beat over me again, Loosing its million desperate breakers wide; Sudden and terrible to rise and wane; Roaring the heavens apart; a reckless tide That casts upon the heart, as it recedes, Splinters and spars and dripping, salty weeds.Dorothy Parker / quote ↗
19UndatedA Very Short Song Once, when I was young and true, Someone left me sad- Broke my brittle heart in two; And that is very bad. Love is for unlucky folk, Love is but a curse. Once there was a heart I broke; And that, I think, is worse.Dorothy Parker / quote ↗
20UndatedLondon is satisfied, Paris is resigned, but New York is always hopeful. Always it believes that something good is about to come off, and it must hurry to meet it.Dorothy Parker / quote ↗
21UndatedThen she told herself to stop her nonsense. If you looked for things to make you feel hurt and wretched and unnecessary, you were certain to find them, more easily each time, so easily, soon, that you did not even realize you had gone out searching.Dorothy Parker / quote ↗
23UndatedYet, as only New Yorkers know, if you can get through the twilight, you'll live through the night.Dorothy Parker / quote ↗
24UndatedYou think You're frightening me with Your hell, don't You? You think Your hell is worse than mine.Dorothy Parker / quote ↗