01UndatedShe realizes she doesn't know as much as God but feels she knows as much as God knew when he was her age.Dorothy Parker / quote ↗
02UndatedOh, life is a glorious cycle of song,a medley of extemporanea,And love is a thing that can never go wrong,and I am Marie of Romania.Dorothy Parker / quote ↗
03UndatedEternity is a ham and two people” (also given as “Eternity is two people and a ham") is an old quip from the days when a ham was huge—far more than two people could finish. Irma Rombauer mentions this line in her famous cookbook, The Joy of Cooking.Dorothy Parker / quote ↗
04UndatedIf I didn't care for fun and such,I'd probably amount to much.But I shall stay the way I am,Because I do not give a damn.Dorothy Parker / quote ↗
09UndatedPoisons pain you Rivers are damp Acid stains you And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful Nooses give Gas smells awful You might as well live.Dorothy Parker / quote ↗
10UndatedIt cost me never a stab nor squirm To tread by chance upon a worm. 'Aha my little dear' I say 'Your clan will pay me back one day.'Dorothy Parker / quote ↗
11UndatedThe best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires.Dorothy Parker / quote ↗
15UndatedHe and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would have been adultery.Dorothy Parker / quote ↗
17UndatedThere was never a place for her in the ranks of the terrible slow army of the cautious. She ran ahead where there were no paths.Dorothy Parker / quote ↗
