02UndatedI'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.Bill Watterson / quote ↗
04UndatedCALVIN:This whole Santa Claus thing just doesn't make sense. Why all the secrecy? Why all the mystery?If the guy exists why doesn't he ever show himself and prove it?And if he doesn't exist what's the meaning of all this?HOBBES:I dunno. Isn't this a religious holiday? CALVIN:Yeah, but actually, I've got the same questions about God.Bill Watterson / quote ↗
05UndatedHobbes: Do you think there's a God?Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!Bill Watterson / quote ↗
06UndatedIf you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.Bill Watterson / quote ↗
07UndatedCALVIN:When I grow up I want to be an inventor. First I will invent a time machine. Then I'll come back to yesterday and take myself to tomorrow and skip this dumb assignment.Bill Watterson / quote ↗
09UndatedTo invent your own life's meaning is not easy, but it's still allowed, and I think you'll be happier for the trouble.Bill Watterson / quote ↗
10UndatedIn the short term, it would make me happy to go play outside. In the long term, it would make me happier to do well at school and become successful. But in the VERY long term, I know which will make better memories.Bill Watterson / quote ↗
12UndatedIsn't it sad how some people's grip on their lives is so precarious that they'll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?Bill Watterson / quote ↗
14UndatedWeekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.Bill Watterson / quote ↗
16UndatedSometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.Bill Watterson / quote ↗
17UndatedAs far as I'm concerned, if something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, then it's probably not worth knowing anyway.Bill Watterson / quote ↗
18UndatedIn my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.Bill Watterson / quote ↗
19UndatedWe're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are.Bill Watterson / quote ↗
20UndatedWho was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?Bill Watterson / quote ↗
22UndatedI think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends.Bill Watterson / quote ↗
23UndatedMs. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm's Thermonuclear League of Liberty. Ms. Wormwood: See me after class, Calvin. Calvin: [retrospectively] I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.Bill Watterson / quote ↗
24UndatedDid you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him?Bill Watterson / quote ↗
