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When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.
When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.
Approximate author period: c. 1961 AD · modern
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- Erma Bombeck
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- Approximate author period: c. 1961 AD · modern
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