02c. 1935 ADI feel about New York as a child whose father is a bank robber. Not perfect but I still love him.Woody Allen / quote ↗
03c. 1935 ADI sold my memoirs of my love life to Parker Brothers and they are going to make a game out of it.Woody Allen / quote ↗
05c. 1935 ADI don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying.Woody Allen / quote ↗
06c. 1935 ADI'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.Woody Allen / quote ↗
08c. 1935 ADThe best thing to do is to behave in a manner befitting one's age. If you are sixteen and under try not to go bald.Woody Allen / quote ↗
09c. 1935 ADThe talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have instead of what you don't have.Woody Allen / quote ↗
11c. 1935 ADThe worst that you can say about him (God) is that basically he's an underachiever.Woody Allen / quote ↗
13c. 1935 ADI don't want to achieve immortality through my work I want to achieve it through not dying.Woody Allen / quote ↗
15c. 1935 ADI do not believe in an afterlife although I am bringing a change of underwear.Woody Allen / quote ↗
16c. 1935 ADAnother good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have you declared legally insane in order to gain control of your estate.Woody Allen / quote ↗
18c. 1935 ADIf I had my life to live over I wish I could be a great pianist or something.Woody Allen / quote ↗
20c. 1935 ADI am going to give my psychoanalyst one more year then I'm going to Lourdes.Woody Allen / quote ↗
21c. 1935 ADThose modern analysts they charge so much! In my day for five marks Freud himself would treat you. For ten marks he would treat you and press your pants. For fifteen marks Freud would let you treat him - that included a choice of any two vegetables.Woody Allen / quote ↗
22c. 1935 ADIf only God would give me a clear sign like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.Woody Allen / quote ↗
23c. 1935 ADIf I could only see one miracle just one miracle. Like a burning bush or the seas part or my uncle Sasha pick up a check.Woody Allen / quote ↗
