01c. 1935 ADSex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you can get between the right man and the right woman.Woody Allen / quote ↗
02c. 1935 ADI'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.Woody Allen / quote ↗
03c. 1935 ADHaving sex is like bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.Woody Allen / quote ↗
05c. 1935 ADYou know how you're always trying to get things to come out perfect in art because it's real difficult in lifeWoody Allen / quote ↗
06c. 1935 ADOne must have one's delusions to live. If you look at life too honestly and clearly, life becomes unbearable because it's a pretty grim enterprise, you will admit.Woody Allen / quote ↗
08c. 1935 ADI’m going to kill myself. I should go to Paris and jump off the Eiffel Tower. I’ll be dead. you know, in fact, if I get the Concorde, I could be dead three hours earlier, which would be perfect. Or wait a minute. It -- with the time change, I could be alive for six hours in New York but dead three hours in Paris. I could get things done, and I could also be dead.Woody Allen / quote ↗
09c. 1935 ADWhy does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: Frequently there must be a beverage.Woody Allen / quote ↗
10c. 1935 ADIt seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better, [Cloquet thought,] while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.Woody Allen / quote ↗
11c. 1935 ADDavid: And you think it can just evaporate? Even if at one time they loved one another?Marx: That's one of the sad truths of existence. Nothing in this world is permanent. Even the characters created by the great Shakespeare will, in millions of years, cease to exist—when the universe runs its course and the lights go out.Woody Allen / quote ↗
12c. 1935 ADThere are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.Woody Allen / quote ↗
15c. 1935 ADSun is bad for you. Everything our parents said was good is bad. Sun, milk, red meat...college,Woody Allen / quote ↗
16c. 1935 ADMaugham then offers the greatest advice anyone could give to a young author: "At the end of an interrogation sentence, place a question mark. You'd be surprised how effective it can be.Woody Allen / quote ↗
17c. 1935 ADWhen we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.Woody Allen / quote ↗
19c. 1935 ADAll men are mortal. Socrates was mortal. Therefore, all men are Socrates.Woody Allen / quote ↗
20c. 1935 ADThe chief problem about death, incidentally, is the fear that there may be no afterlife - a depressing thought, particularly for those who bothered to shave. Also, there is the fear that there is an afterlife but no one will know where it's being held. On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily laying down.Woody Allen / quote ↗
21c. 1935 ADSome guy hit my fender the other day and I said unto him "Be fruitful and multiply." But not in those words.Woody Allen / quote ↗
22c. 1935 ADI was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.Woody Allen / quote ↗
23c. 1935 ADYou can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to a hundred.Woody Allen / quote ↗
24c. 1935 ADI'm at the stage of life when if a girl says no to me I'm profoundly grateful to her.Woody Allen / quote ↗
