WMWendy Morgan

22 collected words

Wendy Morgan

Dates not recorded

Name supplied in the contributor-provided quotation collection. Basic attribution label; identity, lifetime and quotation authenticity have not been independently verified.

▷ Play this voice Search these words ↗Place in time ↗wealth justice knowledge life faith time

Quotations and sayings

01Undated

A decorator can make lots of money - assuming she wins the lottery.

Wendy Morgan / quote

02Undated

He's always been known to be entrepenurious.

Wendy Morgan / quote

03Undated

Let us eat and drink: for tomorrow we diet.

Wendy Morgan / quote

04Undated

I'm not much of a drinker. It only takes me one drink to get drunk . . . my fourth.

Wendy Morgan / quote

05Undated

My husband lost a lot of weight on a new diet and I resent it. It's simple he just doesn't eat when I'm talking.

Wendy Morgan / quote

06Undated

They say the Japanese don't experience menopause or hot flashes. If that's the case why are they the number-one fan-producing country in the world?

Wendy Morgan / quote

07Undated

I don't give my weight. I weigh a hundred and plenty.

Wendy Morgan / quote

08Undated

When she told her doctor that she always wanted to keep her weight exactly the same as her IQ he gave her a lecture on anorexia.

Wendy Morgan / quote

09Undated

My husband yells comments like "How long till you're ready? Throw out a date."

Wendy Morgan / quote

10Undated

My sister started to smell trouble when on the second day of her honeymoon the groom started asking for separate checks.

Wendy Morgan / quote

11Undated

He says he's not broke but he is trying to sell his kidney and corneas.

Wendy Morgan / quote

12Undated

If any of you are related to our main guest let me know so I can speak slowly.

Wendy Morgan / quote

13Undated

I don't want to be patronizing . . . that means "talking down."

Wendy Morgan / quote

14Undated

I was chosen to speak today based on my senility.

Wendy Morgan / quote

15Undated

A lot of you want me to hurry through the introduction. That's because you're so much older you don't want to waste a minute of your life.

Wendy Morgan / quote

16Undated

He is so aware of being politically correct he refers to a taco as Hispanic food.

Wendy Morgan / quote

17Undated

If there's a God why are there such things as famine and The Jerry Springer Show.

Wendy Morgan / quote

18Undated

As a woman I resent the fact that in golf if I have the highest score I'm the loser.

Wendy Morgan / quote

19Undated

I get confused with all the rules in golf. Let's say you're playing in L.A. and your ball lands on a dead body. Is your relief one or two club lengths?

Wendy Morgan / quote

20Undated

My golf is getting better all the time. Today I parred all but sixteen holes.

Wendy Morgan / quote

21Undated

I'd like to thank the committee that brought this event about. It was an equal endeavor. They did the food decorations and reservations and I did the traffic flow.

Wendy Morgan / quote

22Undated

I don't believe in astrology - of course that's very typical of Leos.

Wendy Morgan / quote