01UndatedAfter all, what else is scientific enquiry of any sort other than a controlled version of banging one's head against the universe until something gives?Tom Holt / quote ↗
02UndatedNecessity is the mother of invention, which probably explains why invention’s father left home on the pretext of buying a newspaper and hasn’t been heard of since.Tom Holt / quote ↗
03UndatedWhen you're about to die, your whole life's supposed to flash before your eyes. When you fall in true love, on the other hand, what you see in the twinkling of an eye is your entire future.Tom Holt / quote ↗
04UndatedHe believes it’s time to redesign Evil from the ground up; to face the challenges and opportunities of a diverse, rapidly changing society.“He’s thinking of calling it,” said Miss Gold, “New Evil.Tom Holt / quote ↗
05UndatedMr Winckler clapped his hands together. “Evil, as personified by me. Meet the new Dark Lord. But you can call me Albert.Tom Holt / quote ↗
06UndatedThere comes a time when a man must stand up and do what he knows is Wrong.Tom Holt / quote ↗
07UndatedTelling lies is a bit like tiling bathrooms - if you don't know how to do it properly, it's best not to try.Tom Holt / quote ↗
08UndatedYou mean it's to be peace between you and Elizabeth until after the Tapestry?" cried Georgie, horrified. The prospect of a cessation of hostilities was appalling, for this warfare provided him with the excitement that no other occupation could hope to offer. "Isn't that a bit drastic?Tom Holt / quote ↗
10UndatedRealism without naturalism... is a leading motif in Modern Art. There is a move away from the struggle to perfect the reflection of Nature in Art's mirror, which I attribute to the all-pervading effects of photography...You must serve the tradition without being its slave. Remember you are an artist, not a draughtsman.Tom Holt / quote ↗
11UndatedMost thoughtful,"...[he said] politely. This cheerfulness was ambiguous, Had she determined to ignore ...[the] coup entirely--an established tactic, most irritating to the innovator but hard to sustain over long periods of time--or had she already evolved her counter-strategy?Tom Holt / quote ↗
12UndatedHow careless of me!" By which she meant that she had deduced that he had found [them] in his pocket and pitied him for needing to be forever in the right.Tom Holt / quote ↗
13UndatedThere are few moments of clarity more profound than those that follow the emptying of an overcharged bladder. The world slows down, the focus sharpens, the brain comes back on line. Huge nebulous difficulties prove on close calm examination to be merely cloud giants.Tom Holt / quote ↗
15UndatedLove is an optical illusion that makes you believe the object of your affection is the most beautiful person in the world.Tom Holt / quote ↗
16UndatedIf the Good Lord had intended us to crawl, he'd have given us a hundred legs and an exosqueleton.Tom Holt / quote ↗
17UndatedHe turned and gave the Dark Elf a nasty look. “They can do that,” he said, “mess with your head, using arcane mind control techniques. Well-known fact.”The Dark Elf sniggered. “I wish,” he said. “Sadly, no. You’re thinking of journalism, which is slightly different.Tom Holt / quote ↗
18UndatedAs the Athenians to the Pnyx, the antique Romans to the Campus Martius, or our Nordic ancestors to the All-Thing, so the folk of Tilling flocked to the High Street for extempore parliament.Tom Holt / quote ↗
19Undated...[She] was not nearly so intrusive. If she happened to observe the comings and goings of her friends out of the corner of her eye (which she could hardly fail to do, given the nature of her favorite sitting-place) and chanced to be able to remember when she had seen them and where they had been going, it was simply a tribute to her keen powers of observation and recall. Conscious spying was beneath her altogether.Tom Holt / quote ↗
20UndatedEverything is out there if you know how to find it, and have the patience. I don't and haven't, but that's my problem.Tom Holt / quote ↗
