TDTim Dorsey

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Tim Dorsey

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01Undated

Look forward to the wonderment of growing up, raising a family and driving by the gas station where the popular kids now work.

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02Undated

Don't make fun of people who are different. Unless they have more money and influence. Then you must

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03Undated

First, they set the hook with mind-bending kinky shit. Then a year later you're living in a Talking Heads song, dressed like Teddy Ruxpin, living with a strange woman in a big house full of frilly throw pillows, experiencing the frequency of sex that can only be charted by Halley's Comet. and you're wondering: How did I get here?

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04Undated

Nothing builds confidence like live ammo.

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05Undated

Do you think heaven's like that?Could be worse, said Serge. You know all those pushy people who keep telling us we're not going to heaven? It could be full of them instead.

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06Undated

An ax came through the door. Then two firefighters. They looked down at and assistant mall manager crying and wearing a melted toupee, sitting cross-legged next to a mall cop with a bleeding ankle and a mouth full of paper. One of the firefighters look at the other. "Not again.

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07Undated

Serge nodded. 'And I respect your opinion because you smoke marijuana. You're chemically biased against violence and job applications.

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08Undated

Always walk away from a fight. Then ambush.

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09Undated

But you have to understand, mental illness is like cholesterol. There is is good kind and the bad. Without the good kind- less flavor to life. Van Gogh, Beethoven, Edgar Allen Poe, Sylvia Plath, Pink Floyd (the early Piper at the Gates of Dawn line up), scientific breakthroughs, spiritual revolution, utopian visions, zany nationalism that kills millions- wait, that’s the bad kind. Tim Dorsey (Hurricane Punch)

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