01UndatedNever, ever stop believing in magic, no matter how old you get. Because if you keep looking long enough and don't give up, sooner or later you're going to find Mary Poppins.Steve Kluger / quote ↗
02UndatedJust because you discover that you may like somebody after all, it doesn't necessarily mean there's any attraction.Steve Kluger / quote ↗
03UndatedCommunicating with the federal government is like talking to a computer that's crashing.Steve Kluger / quote ↗
04UndatedPapa, I'm ashamed that you think women are so simple. We can make decisions for ourselves too, you know. I'm not a child or a baby anymore, so I'm allowed to speak my mind. And if you don't wish to hear it, just tell me so and I'll go into another room-but I'll speak it anyway. I want this for myself as much as I've never wanted the diplomatic corps and I'm going to get it-even if I have to do it alone. Excuse me.Steve Kluger / quote ↗
05UndatedWe make families of our own, Travis whispered in my arms on the last night we spent together. It starts with you and me and then it spreads. And whatever happens, there’ll always be a part of me that’s part of you. No matter what.Steve Kluger / quote ↗
06UndatedAfter you've spent four years kissing somebody's perineum, the subtext talks louder than words.Steve Kluger / quote ↗
07UndatedMr. Herbert DemarestAlexander Hamilton Jr. High2236 Bedford AvenueBrooklyn NYDear Mr Demarest, Then why don't you give him 'Withering Heights'? At least Heathcoat knew how to kick some ass.Chas. Banks3d BaseSteve Kluger / quote ↗
09UndatedRomance is a universally unspoken language understood by all living organism on this planet except heterosexual men.Steve Kluger / quote ↗
10UndatedAugie: Does everybody else know?T.C.: About my epitaph?Augie: About me being gay, you gink-head hoser-face!T.C. Not everybody. There's a night watchman at a Dunkin Donuts just outside of Detroit. He doesn't know yet.Steve Kluger / quote ↗
11UndatedMy waist is a 30. The jeans are a 28. When I fart, the Reeboks blow off.Steve Kluger / quote ↗
