01UndatedEvery morning when I wake up, I experience an exquisite joy —the joy of being Salvador Dalí— and I ask myself in rapture: What wonderful things is this Salvador Dalí going to accomplish today?Salvador Dalí / quote ↗
02UndatedThe difference between false memories and true ones is thesame as for jewels: it is always the false ones that look themost real, the most brilliant.Salvador Dalí / quote ↗
03UndatedSince I don't smoke, I decided to grow a mustache - it is better for the health.However, I always carried a jewel-studded cigarette case in which, instead of tobacco, were carefully placed several mustaches, Adolphe Menjou style. I offered them politely to my friends: "Mustache? Mustache? Mustache?"Nobody dared to touch them. This was my test regarding the sacred aspect of mustaches.Salvador Dalí / quote ↗
04Undated«No es que yo sea bueno, es que los demás son tan malos que la comparación se revela imposible.»Salvador Dalí / quote ↗
06UndatedThe thermometer of success is merely the jealousy of the malcontents.Salvador Dalí / quote ↗
07UndatedAt the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since.Salvador Dalí / quote ↗
08UndatedAn elegant woman is a woman who despises you and has no hair under her arms.Salvador Dalí / quote ↗
13UndatedBegin by learning to draw and paint like the old masters. After that, you can do as you like; everyone will respect you.Salvador Dalí / quote ↗
14UndatedI tried sex once with a woman and it was Gala. It was overated. I tried sex once with a man and that man was the famous juggler Frederico Garcia Lorca. It was very painful.Salvador Dalí / quote ↗
15UndatedMy mother's death supervened, and this was the greatest blow I had experienced in my life. I worshipped her... I could not resign myself to the loss of a being on whom I counted to make invisible the unavoidable blemishes of my soul.Salvador Dalí / quote ↗
17UndatedThe sole difference between myself and a madman is the fact that I am not mad!Salvador Dalí / quote ↗
