01UndatedWhen things are at their blackest, I say to myself, 'Cheer up, things could be worse.' And sure enough, they get worse.Robert Lynn Asprin / quote ↗
02UndatedDiplomacy is the delicate weapon of the civilized warrior."- Hun, A. T.Robert Lynn Asprin / quote ↗
03UndatedTo function efficiently, any group of people or employees must have faith in their leader."- Capt. Bligh(ret.)Robert Lynn Asprin / quote ↗
08UndatedI am not a slow writer, I am not a fast writer . . . I am a half-fast writer.Robert Lynn Asprin / quote ↗
09UndatedThe Dispatcher had played with his phones, calling from one to the other. Then he put them all down and announced that he had them on "hold," a curious expression since it was the first time in half an hour he hadn't been holding one.Robert Lynn Asprin / quote ↗
10UndatedNumerical superiority is of no consequence. In battle, victory will go to the best tactician."- G. A. CusterRobert Lynn Asprin / quote ↗
