01UndatedA lizard brain fired the gun that wounded you, but it was the combination of three brains that orchestrated the elaborate circumstances in which the trigger was pulled. Way back when, the Landlord believed a second brain would endow some of his lower life forms with the capacity for emotional connections. By adding the third brain, he probably planned on having his... higher forms empowered with the ability to not only think before acting, but to feel regret afterwards when their actions were wrong. But that’s not what happened, is it?Richard Finney / quote ↗
04UndatedAre you exciting to be with... or are you boring like the rest of them?Richard Finney / quote ↗
06UndatedShe knew breaking up with Ethan was going to be a full-time job because being in a relationship with him had also been a full-time job.Richard Finney / quote ↗
07UndatedDo you mind?” she asked.“Mind what?”“While you were looking in the mirror I couldn’t help myself and I began fantasizing about you. And I figured if I was going to continue to fantasize about you, the only polite thing to do was to ask your permission. So now I’m doing the polite thing again and asking, ‘do you mind?’”“No, Nina. I don’t mind at all.”Then she leaned down and kissed him.Richard Finney / quote ↗
08UndatedAnswer me immediately or I'll start cutting away everything that's pretty on you...and then put it back.Richard Finney / quote ↗
09UndatedYou retain the Ki. Whether or not you become a warrior is for you to discover.Richard Finney / quote ↗
10UndatedSometimes the hardest journeys are the ones that begin with little hope. But we need to take them anyway.Richard Finney / quote ↗
11UndatedMy father and I used to watch a ton of old horror movies when I was growing up. ’The Creature from the Black Lagoon‘ was one of my father’s favorites and he was very excited for me to see the film. But after the movie was over, I told him that I was kind of bored. I said to him, ‘I’m sorry, Daddy, but I saw the zipper in the back of the monster’s costume. From that point on, I was really never scared at all. The point I’m trying to make is that I don’t believe someone intentionally tipped off the target. And I maintain that no one made some horrendous mistake, which I’m now trying to cover up. I believe what really happened with the operation was that our target ended up seeing the zipper. Orlo Kharms realized something around him wasn’t… real. And he was able to avoid the trap we had laid out for him.Richard Finney / quote ↗
12UndatedAll I see is my father’s tax money being wasted on shooting satellite pictures of South America like you guys work for the Travel Channel.-- Todd Dooley (BLACK MARIAH - A Calling)Richard Finney / quote ↗
13UndatedI’m now requesting you refrain from calling me this early in the morning, before I’ve had a chance to steel my defenses against hearing you utter the word ‘lizard.’”-- spoken by Dr. Jeri Asheer... to Chris Dixon.Richard Finney / quote ↗
14UndatedI guess I should thank you for totally making my morning. It’s not every day a stranger notices my perspiration level.- Dr. Jeri Asher (BLACK MARIAH - A Calling)Richard Finney / quote ↗
15UndatedShe loves dogs. And in time, who knows, maybe she would even have ended up loving the type of dogs who eat other small dogs for lunch.-- Leslie McNeillRichard Finney / quote ↗
16UndatedAfter everything I've been through, the last thing I'm going to apologize for is my paranoia.Richard Finney / quote ↗
17UndatedI believe that on any trip to heaven, there are always detours through hell.Richard Finney / quote ↗
18UndatedOh God,” Jenna said, “will you shut up and kiss me before I change my mind?Richard Finney / quote ↗
19UndatedWhen Carri died, I felt like I had lost everything, except my life, and my memories of her. Now I can’t even dream of her...Richard Finney / quote ↗
20UndatedBut I want to assure you, if it’s your last day on earth, even after 2,000 years, I strongly suggest you go for the Versace leaf halter dress.Richard Finney / quote ↗