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Red Skelton

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Quotations and sayings

01Undated

There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two.

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02Undated

There are three ages of man: youth middle age and "Gee you look good."

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03Undated

My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled.

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04Undated

I won't mind dying if I can tell St. Peter a joke he hasn't heard.

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05Undated

I've put on a lot of weight... I only weighed six and a half pounds when I was born.

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06Undated

I don't pick on politicians. They ain't done nothin'.

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07Undated

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

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08Undated

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad.

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09Undated

Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations.

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10Undated

If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I've said or done and it brings back a smile to your face or a chuckle to your heart, then my purpose as your clown has been fulfilled.

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11Undated

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

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12Undated

I left home because I was hungry.

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