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Phyllis Diller

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Quotations and sayings

01Undated

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core.

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02Undated

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.

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03Undated

The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.

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04Undated

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.

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05Undated

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.

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06Undated

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.

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