01UndatedIn opposition to sex education: Let the kids today learn it where we did - in the gutter.Pat Paulsen / quote ↗
02UndatedWe have nothing to fear but fear itself... and, of course, the boogieman.Pat Paulsen / quote ↗
03UndatedThe federal government spends millions to run the Postal Service. I could lose your mail for half of that.Pat Paulsen / quote ↗
04UndatedI admit I do have some drawbacks and limitations as a candidate. Although I am a professional comedian, some of my critics maintain that this is not enough. I cannot deny that I stand before you untested and inexperienced - I only spent two years in television, never as a romantic lead or a song and dance man.Pat Paulsen / quote ↗