01UndatedI LOVE living, I have some problems with my LIFE, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far.Neil Simon / quote ↗
03UndatedSure it hurts, but if you love someone, you forgive them." BlancheSomethings you forgive, somethings you never forgive." KateNeil Simon / quote ↗
04UndatedWhen its 100 degrees in New York, it's 72 in Los Angeles. When its 30 degrees in New York, in Los Angeles it's still 72. However, there are 6 million interesting people in New York, and only 72 in Los Angeles.Neil Simon / quote ↗
05UndatedGoldie Hawn is funny sexy beautiful talented intelligent warm and consistently sunny. Other than that she doesn't impress me at all.Neil Simon / quote ↗
06UndatedThere's no such thing as a sure thing. That's why they call it gambling.Neil Simon / quote ↗
07UndatedSports is the only entertainment where, no matter how many times you go back, you never know the ending.Neil Simon / quote ↗
08UndatedYou must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into schools the regular way. As a matter of fact, it was my SAT scores that led me into my present vocation in life, comedy.Neil Simon / quote ↗
09UndatedIf no one ever took risks, Michaelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor.Neil Simon / quote ↗
10UndatedTake care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, you'll have a happy and wonderful marriage. Like two out of every ten couples.Neil Simon / quote ↗
11UndatedEveryone thinks they can write a play you just write down what happened to you. But the art of it is drawing from all the moments of your life.Neil Simon / quote ↗
12UndatedSudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't count.Neil Simon / quote ↗
