01UndatedFine! He is being passive aggressive with me, and it's gonna backfire; I'm gonna be active friendly.Natalya Vorobyova / quote ↗
02UndatedYou know your husband truly loves you when he calls you, "Money, I'm home!Natalya Vorobyova / quote ↗
03UndatedFor me to forgive my ex, he would have to sign a marriage contract with his tears and seal it with his blood.Natalya Vorobyova / quote ↗
05UndatedAn eye for an eye will only make the world bright. Sorry, Mahatma. This is the absolute and only true form of justice.Natalya Vorobyova / quote ↗
06UndatedLove and Hate: both are four-lettered and both involve passion. And sometimes when love turns into hate, passion grows murderous.Natalya Vorobyova / quote ↗
07UndatedWriting is a form of art. Do not use New Times Roman or Arial because it's boring and hackneyed.Natalya Vorobyova / quote ↗
08UndatedHate lawyers all you want. Unlike you, we'll never be replaced with robots. Case closed!Natalya Vorobyova / quote ↗
10UndatedI suggest he starts introducing himself as "Lessman"; he is classless, tactless, and mannerless.Natalya Vorobyova / quote ↗
11UndatedFor a control freak, love and the desire to control others are synonymous. Once they lose control over the object of their desire, hostility takes over in full force.Natalya Vorobyova / quote ↗
12UndatedI'd represent "Love" when it sued hypocritical writers for abuse.Natalya Vorobyova / quote ↗
15UndatedPent up anger brews into hate, which subsequently becomes a juicy revenge.Natalya Vorobyova / quote ↗
16UndatedI love my ex so much I printed out all his pictures. After all, I need him for target practice. And I just love customised toilet paper and doormats. My only regret is that those items don't bear his autograph.Natalya Vorobyova / quote ↗
17UndatedHe was a serial dater, and she was a serial killer. Justice brought them together.Natalya Vorobyova / quote ↗
19UndatedHe said he loves her more because she makes him smile. Fine! I'll give him the Glasgow smile. Beat that, bitch!Natalya Vorobyova / quote ↗
20UndatedYour kisses are like miracle fruit that sweetens my life without ruining my diet.Natalya Vorobyova / quote ↗
21UndatedWhen I pass the bar, you'll be barred from bars but put behind them.Natalya Vorobyova / quote ↗
22UndatedOn the stand, I asked the witness, “What's your occupation?”“Make-up artist.”“Objection!” I replied, “Lack of foundation.Natalya Vorobyova / quote ↗
23UndatedWhen I lose control, I lose my cool and I pass the point of no RTN.Natalya Vorobyova / quote ↗
24UndatedLet's play Russian roulette. If you win, I give you a Colombian necktie.Natalya Vorobyova / quote ↗
