01c. 1967 ADThere will be no more British guys. Unless they are members of the royal family, of course.Meg Cabot / quote ↗
02c. 1967 ADBeing brave is when you have to do something because you know it is right, but at the same time, you are afraid to do it, because it might hurt or whatever. But you do it anyway.Meg Cabot / quote ↗
03c. 1967 ADWait. Why am I thinking about Krispy Kremes? We’re supposed to be exercising.Meg Cabot / quote ↗
06c. 1967 ADAnd in what fairy tale would John ever be any sane person's idea of Prince Charming anyway? He was the opposite of charming. More like Prince Terrifying.Meg Cabot / quote ↗
07c. 1967 ADThis was very exciting. I'd never had two boys get into a fight over me before. The fact that one of the boys was my stepbrother, however, and held about as much romantic appeal for me as Max, the family dog, somewhat dampened my enthusiasm. And Michael wasn't much of a catch, either, when you actually thought about it, being a potential murderer and all. Oh, why did I have to have such a couple of losers fighting over me? Why couldn't Matt Damon and Ben Affleck fight over me? Now that would be truly excellent.Meg Cabot / quote ↗
08c. 1967 ADHowever, because they have no actual interests of their own (or if they do, they squelch them in order to fit in) and merely pursue those that they think will look best on their college apps, they're zombies.Meg Cabot / quote ↗
09c. 1967 ADMichael has never cried during a Broadway show. Except in that scene where Tarzan's ape father is brutally murdered.And that was only because he was laughing so hard.Meg Cabot / quote ↗
10c. 1967 ADI loved you way before you ever had a chance to put a spell on me. I loved you at 'I've never been to Long Island,'" Zach said.I couldn't keep a big goofy grin from my face.I loved you at 'I like seals,'" I admitted. He grinned back.Meg Cabot / quote ↗
11c. 1967 ADAnd try to remember what we discussed, Susannah. A mediator is someone who helps others resolve conflicts. Not someone who, er, kicks them in the face.Meg Cabot / quote ↗
12c. 1967 ADAlso, I think I felt something come loose back there. I'm not trying to overreact or anything but I think it was my uterus. Honest. I think my uterus jiggled free. My uterus is just going to come out between my legs and I'm going to look like I'm walking around with an enormous load in my pants.Meg Cabot / quote ↗
13c. 1967 ADThe fact is, I love him. He's the boy I want and one day he'll be MINE.Meg Cabot / quote ↗
15c. 1967 ADDid you let him know that if he can't see fit to return your blow job immediately, you will have no choice but to sue?Meg Cabot / quote ↗
16c. 1967 ADIt's what's known as an origin myth. What happened to me? That's no myth.Meg Cabot / quote ↗
17c. 1967 ADWrite the kind of story you would like to read. People will give you all sorts of advice about writing, but if you are not writing something you like, no one else will like it either.Meg Cabot / quote ↗
18c. 1967 ADI realized Michael was right. I mean, I am always writing in this journal. And I do compose a lot of poetry, and write a lot of notes and emails and stuff. I mean, I feel like I am always writing. I do it so much, I never even thought about it as a talent. It's just something I do all the time, like breathing.Meg Cabot / quote ↗
19c. 1967 ADAnd you can't have two stars in one relationship. Somebody has to be willing to be the wagon...at lease some of the timeMeg Cabot / quote ↗
20c. 1967 ADAnd I'm sure than in Poland, or somewhere, it is considered cool to drive a Porsche and wear necklaces and black silk, but at least back in Brooklyn if you did those things you were either a drug dealer or from New Jersey.Meg Cabot / quote ↗
21c. 1967 ADIt’s one thing to protect yourself,” Dad yelled at me during our very next lunch. “That I get. Have I ever told you not to defend yourself? No. But did you have to permanently maim him? I spent all that money on that on that fancy school for girls-not to mention all that money for the shrinks-and what did that get me?”I shrugged. “A seven-figure civil suit?Meg Cabot / quote ↗
22c. 1967 ADWho-who are you?" Seth asked, hesitantly."Wh-what do you want?" How else was was I supposed to reply? The words were out of my mouth before I could stop them.I mean, I'd only seen the movie like seventeen times. "I'm Luke Skywalker," I said. "I'm here to rescue you.Meg Cabot / quote ↗
23c. 1967 ADSorry, Bex," Jason said "You don't have the recognizable facial characteristics - such as a huge chin, or a large amount of real estate between the eyes - that would merit the bestowing of a criminal mastermind nickname such as Lockjaw or Walleye. Whereas Crazytop here...well, just look at her." "Atleast I can blow-dry my hair straight," I pointed out. "Which is more than what I can say for your nose, Hawkface.Meg Cabot / quote ↗
24c. 1967 ADAnd I like a good horror story as much as the next person so long as they kill off some men too and not just girls. But the voices Joan heard were real. There’s clear and substantiated proof they were real. She won battles that would otherwise have been lost because of what those voices told her in advance of them allowing the French generals to strategize in ways completely different than they did before Joan came along. People’s lives were saved because of what those voices told her.Meg Cabot / quote ↗
