LGLois Greiman

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Lois Greiman

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Quotations and sayings

01Undated

All's well so long-as you don't get shot in the hind end with a twenty gauge.

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02Undated

I'm just an everyday kind of hero. If the everyday kind saves babies from burning buildings and looks hotter than hell in bunker gear.

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03Undated

A woman needs a man like a tuba needs a cucumber.

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04Undated

There are 2 kinds of people in the world. Those who enjoy a nice salami and those who have no souls.

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05Undated

A wedding is no way to begin a marriage.

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06Undated

When men age they're called sophisticated. When women age they ain't called at all.

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07Undated

If you don't scare the neighbors while copulating, I'm afraid you're doing something terribly wrong.

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08Undated

Apparently it takes, like, forty-seven muscles to frown. Flippin' the bird' s a hell of a lot easier.

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09Undated

Women have to be in the mood for sex. Men have to be breathing.

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10Undated

Love is like skydiving without a parachute.

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11Undated

Let us talk about oxymoron, common sense, for instance.

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12Undated

I've been a little cranky since that house fell on my sister.

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13Undated

A balanced diet and a brisk daily walk will help keep you healthy, but there's nothing like a good-looking young man with a nice butt to help up your cardiovascular system.

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14Undated

You are a perfect woman, a magical blend of beauty, intelligence, and spirit. Without you, my life is nothing.

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15Undated

Yeah, world peace would be all right, but what about a day off in a slab of ham the size of my head.

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16Undated

Life's funny. Sometimes it's your oyster, and sometimes you're it's bitch-slapped man-whore.

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17Undated

Trust is important to any relationship… and easier to come by if you get a picture of a guy's wife buck naked.

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18Undated

There aren't many things a man finds more appealing than loyalty. Unless it's a woman with really big knockers.

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19Undated

It ate a party till someone ends up naked.

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20Undated

Lust and love. They both put a fire in your damn shorts.

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21Undated

Celibacy sucks, no pun intended.

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22Undated

I'd rather be pissed off then pissed on.

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23Undated

It is far better to know the painful truth than to live with a kindly falsehood.

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24Undated

Sometimes stupid is crime enough.

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