02UndatedEvery day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.Lenny Bruce / quote ↗
03UndatedSatire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it.Lenny Bruce / quote ↗
04UndatedIf Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.Lenny Bruce / quote ↗
05UndatedThe only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it...try to fake three laughs in an hour -- ha ha ha ha ha -- they'll take you away, man. You can't.Lenny Bruce / quote ↗
06UndatedThe 'what should be' never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no 'what should be,' there is only what is.Lenny Bruce / quote ↗
08UndatedI won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like "What I'm Going to be If I Grow UpLenny Bruce / quote ↗
09Undated(On his addiction to opiods): I'll die young, but it's like kissing God.Lenny Bruce / quote ↗
12UndatedThe role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.Lenny Bruce / quote ↗
13UndatedAll my humor is based on destruction and despair. If the whole world were tranquil, without disease and violence, I'd be standing in the bread line - right in back of J. Edgar Hoover.Lenny Bruce / quote ↗
