01UndatedA date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone.Larry David / quote ↗
03UndatedI couldn't be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army Reserve at the height of the Vietnam War.Larry David / quote ↗
04UndatedMost people are completely unaware of their breath. They violate your space, they have no idea that they have halitosis.Larry David / quote ↗
05UndatedWhen you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom.Larry David / quote ↗
07UndatedThe best situation is being a single parent. The best part about is that you get time off, too, because the kids are with their mom, so it's the best of both worlds. There's a lot to be said for it.Larry David / quote ↗
09UndatedI gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'Larry David / quote ↗
10UndatedThere's also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny.Larry David / quote ↗
11UndatedYou have to discover when you're inadequate to be funny and you don't know you're inadequate when you're a kid.Larry David / quote ↗
13UndatedI wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian.Larry David / quote ↗
14UndatedIt began to dawn on me that perhaps my country needed me more at home than overseas.Larry David / quote ↗
15UndatedI was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out.Larry David / quote ↗
