01UndatedFine, I'll touch you, briefly, but only because you sound like you need the praise that your body's hot, and I'm totally selfless like that.Kyle Adams / quote ↗
02UndatedFirst, I’m going to teach you how to Irish Whip someone.”“Oh, that sounds kinky. I want my safeword to be peaches,” I said, grinning.Kyle Adams / quote ↗
03UndatedDay drag." Ashley answered simply. "The sun turns vampires into dust and drag queens into this." He motioned with his hand down his body.Kyle Adams / quote ↗
04UndatedI was convinced that there was at least a seventy-three percent chance he was gay. I bumped it up from sixty-eight after our third game. Zack showed up wearing a light pink shirt that was tighter than usual.Kyle Adams / quote ↗
05UndatedOh my, you big stud, your dancing boobs have enchanted me with your hypnotic sexual magnitudeness.Kyle Adams / quote ↗
06UndatedWhen the officer approached the window, he said ‘Papers’ and before he could finish, I shouted, ‘Scissors! I win,’ and drove off.Kyle Adams / quote ↗
07UndatedA pet rock is a serious commitment and too much responsibility for a ten year old to handle on his ownKyle Adams / quote ↗
