01UndatedWhen his writing is going well, Gordon Strangle Mars likes to wake up at 6 a.m. and go out driving. He works out new plot lines about giant spiders and keeps an eye out for abandoned couches, which he wrestles into the back of his pickup truck. Then he writes for the rest of the day.Kelly Link / quote ↗
02UndatedYou have to salvage what you can, even if you're the one who buried it in the first place.Kelly Link / quote ↗
03UndatedJeremy and Karl and Elizabeth have known each other since the first day of kindergarten. Amy and Talis are a year younger...Now the five are inseparable; invincible. They imagine that life will always be like this--like a television show in eternal syndication--that they will always have each other. They use the same vocabulary. They borrow each other's books and music. They share lunches, and they never say anything when Jeremy comes over and takes a shower. They all know Jeremy's father is eccentric. He's supposed to be eccentric. He's a novelist.Kelly Link / quote ↗
06UndatedNo wizard has ever made himself useful by magic, or, if they've tried, they've only made matters worse. No wizard ever stopped a war or mended a fence. It's better that they stay in their marshes, out of the way of worldly folk like farmers and soldiers and merchants and kings.Kelly Link / quote ↗
07UndatedRemember, when you don’t know what to do, it never hurts to play Scrabble. It’s like reading the I Ching or tea leaves.Kelly Link / quote ↗
09UndatedThere were two girls in a room. They were reading a book… Look again, and the room is empty. The end of the story will have to wait.Kelly Link / quote ↗
10UndatedMarriage has affected the laws of gravity. We will now revolve around each other. You will exert gravity on me, and I will exert gravity on you. We are one another's moons. You are holding onto my feet with both hands, as if otherwise you might fall right off the bed. I think I might float up and hit the ceiling, splat, if you let go. Please don't let go.Kelly Link / quote ↗
11UndatedBethany had liked Miles because he made her laugh. He makes me laugh, too. Miles figured that digging up Bethany's grave, even that would've made her laugh. Bethany had had a great laugh, which went up and up, like a clarinetist on an escalator. It wasn't annoying. It had been delightful, if you liked that kind of laugh. It would have made Bethany laugh that Miles Googled “grave digging” in order to educate himself. He read an Edgar Allan Poe story. He watched several relevant episodes of Buffy The Vampire Slayer, and he bought Vicks®VapoRub™, which you were supposed to apply under your nose.Kelly Link / quote ↗
12UndatedFox is a television character, and she isn’t dead yet. But she will be, soon. She’s a character on a television show called The Library. You’ve never seen the Library on TV, but I bet you wish you had.Kelly Link / quote ↗
13UndatedThe witch knew who had killed her and she snatched pieces of time, here and there, from the business of dying, to make her revenge.Kelly Link / quote ↗
14UndatedThe loved one suffers. All loved ones suffer. Love is not enough to prevent this. Love is not enough. Love is enough. The thing that you wished for. Was this it?Here endeth the lesson.Kelly Link / quote ↗
15UndatedMeeting writers is usually disappointing, at best. Writers who write sexy thrillers aren't necessarily sexy or thrilling in person. Children's book writers might look more like accountants, or axe murderers for that matter. Horror writers are very rarely scary looking, although they are frequently good cooks.Kelly Link / quote ↗
16UndatedHer chest feels very tight, as if she's suddenly full of poison. You have to keep it all inside. Like throwing yourself on a bomb to save everyone else. Except you're the bomb.Kelly Link / quote ↗
17UndatedThere was something about clowns that was worse than zombies. (Or maybe something that was the same. When you see a zombie, you want to laugh at first. When you see a clown, most people get a little nervous. There's the pallor and the cakey mortician-style makeup, the shuffling and the untidy hair. But clowns were probably malicious, and they moved fast on those little bicycles and in those little crammed cars. Zombies weren't much of anything. They didn't carry musical instruments and they didn't care whether or not you laughed at them. You always knew what zombies wanted.)Kelly Link / quote ↗
18UndatedThe zombies were like Canadians, in that they looked enough like real people at first, to fool you.Kelly Link / quote ↗
19UndatedA monster. You and your friends, all of you. Pretty monsters. It's a stage all girls go through. If you're lucky you get through it without doing any permanent damage to yourself or anyone else.Kelly Link / quote ↗
20UndatedIt's night in the Free People's World Tree Library. All the librarians are asleep, ... between the pages of their enchanted novels.Kelly Link / quote ↗
21UndatedOn old maps, cartographers would draw strange beasts around the margins and write phrases such as "Here be dragons." That's where monsters exist: in the unmapped spaces, in the places where we haven't filled in all the gaps...Kelly Link / quote ↗
