02UndatedWell, now you can see how sensible it is not to start your day by guessing what might happen... After all, how long would I have had to go on guessing before I guessed this?Jonas Jonasson / quote ↗
03UndatedLife, here I come!' he said. And was immediately and fatally run over by a bus.Jonas Jonasson / quote ↗
04UndatedHe turned to take one last look at the Old People’s Home that – until a few moments ago – he had thought would be his last residence on Earth, and then he told himself that he could die some other time, in some other place.The hundred-year-old man set off in his pee-slippers (so called because men of an advanced age rarely pee further than their shoes), first through a park and then alongside an open field where a market was occasionally held in the otherwise quiet provincial town.Jonas Jonasson / quote ↗
05UndatedAllan looked at the bus and then at the suitcase, then again at the bus and then again at the suitcase. It has wheels, he said to himself. And there's a strap to pull it by too. And then Allan surprised himself by making what - you have to admit - was decision to say 'yes' to life.p.12.Jonas Jonasson / quote ↗
06UndatedHis experience was that Justice was rarely as just as it ought to be. The others agreed.Jonas Jonasson / quote ↗
07UndatedHe told himself that he could die some other time, in some other place.Jonas Jonasson / quote ↗
08UndatedThe hundred-year-old man had never let himself be irritated by people, even when there was a good reason to be, and he was not annoyed by the uncouth manner of this youth.Jonas Jonasson / quote ↗
09UndatedHer heart broke. Because of sorrow. Because of guilt. Because of repressed dreams, visions and fantasies. Because almost nothing in her life had gone as she'd hoped.Jonas Jonasson / quote ↗
10UndatedAllan Emmanuelle Karlsson closed his eyes and felt perfectly convinced that he would now pass away for ever. It had been exciting, the entire journey, but nothing lasts for ever, except possibly general stupidity.Jonas Jonasson / quote ↗
12UndatedIf you don't think you have enough problems, you should acquire a mammal in Sweden just hours before you're about to fly home to the other side of the world, and then insist that the animal must come along in your luggage.Jonas Jonasson / quote ↗
13UndatedRevenge is like politics, one thing always leads to another until bad has become worse, and worse has become worst.Jonas Jonasson / quote ↗
14UndatedAllan interrupted the two brothers by saying that he had been out and about in the world and if there was one thing he had learned it was that the very biggest and apparently most impossible conflicts on earth were based on the dialogue: “You are stupid, no, it’s you who are stupid, no, it’s you who are stupid.” The solution, said Allan, was often to down a bottle of vodka together and then look ahead.Jonas Jonasson / quote ↗
15UndatedGo and nose out the next piece of shit... as one said in the trade. If nothing else was available, you could run an article on the latest miracle diet. That always worked.Jonas Jonasson / quote ↗
