JEJoe E. Lewis

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Joe E. Lewis

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Quotations and sayings

01Undated

I know lots more old drunks than old doctors.

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02Undated

You only live once - but if you work it right once is enough.

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03Undated

It doesn't matter if you're rich or poor as long as you've got money.

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04Undated

I play in the low eighties. If it's any hotter than that I won't play.

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05Undated

I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

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06Undated

It pays to get drunk with the best people.

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07Undated

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.

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08Undated

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

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09Undated

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.

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10Undated

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.

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