01c. 1943 ADI wasn’t sure anymore what made a good marriage. There had to be love, of course, but there were so many different kinds of love. And clearly, some love was more enduring than others.Janet Evanovich / quote ↗
02c. 1943 ADWhen something needs to be ironed I put it in the ironing basket. If a year goes by and the item is still in the basket I throw the item away. This is a good system since eventually I end up only with clothes that don’t need ironing.Janet Evanovich / quote ↗
04c. 1943 ADCripes, I can’t keep up on this political correct shit. I don’t even know what to call myself. One minute I’m black. Then I’m African American. Then I’m a person of color. Who the hell makes these rules up, anyhow?Janet Evanovich / quote ↗
05c. 1943 ADCooking wasn’t so bad, I thought. In fact, it was a lot like sex. Sometimes it didn’t seem like such a good idea in the beginning, but then after you got into it …Janet Evanovich / quote ↗
06c. 1943 ADTastykakes are just another of the many advantages of living in Jersey. They’re made in Philly and shipped to Trenton in all their fresh squishiness. I read once that 439,000 Butterscotch Krimpets are baked every day. And not a heck of a lot of them find their way to New Hampshire. All that snow and scenery and what good does it do you without Tastykakes?Janet Evanovich / quote ↗
07c. 1943 ADIn my father’s scheme of things, there were Italians and then there was the rest of the world.Janet Evanovich / quote ↗
08c. 1943 ADEveryone wants a Christmas tree. If you had a Christmas tree Santa would bring you stuff! Like hair curlers and slut shoes.Janet Evanovich / quote ↗
09c. 1943 ADOn the bright side, I'm sure this isn't the last time you'll ever get firebombed, so maybe you'll have better luck next time.Janet Evanovich / quote ↗
10c. 1943 ADHe blew himself up.”“Get out! You mean like guts all over the place?”“Not all over the place,” I said. “He was pretty well contained, all things considered.Janet Evanovich / quote ↗
11c. 1943 ADI could help you,” I said. “Counseling, drugs, a religious advisor, a girlfriend.Janet Evanovich / quote ↗
12c. 1943 ADOh, for God's sake," I said. "Just give me the stupid thing." I took the panic button and stuck it into my Super Sexy Miracle Bra. "GPS," Ranger said to Morelli. "Probably I can find her breast without it," Morelli said. "But it's good to know there's a navigational system on board if I need it.Janet Evanovich / quote ↗
13c. 1943 ADI don’t get writer's block because I don’t believe in it. I believe you sit in front of the computer and force your fingers to get something on the screen.Janet Evanovich / quote ↗
14c. 1943 ADLots of times I’m not crazy about the writing, but I keep moving ahead and somehow it gets better. The important thing is to move forward.Janet Evanovich / quote ↗
16c. 1943 ADHe wears jeans, untucked shirts, and a Glock 19, and he has a big shaggy dog named Bob.Janet Evanovich / quote ↗
17c. 1943 ADI attributed the incidence to temporary insanity, and in my own defense, I'd like to say I haven't run over anyone since.Janet Evanovich / quote ↗
18c. 1943 ADThen I had to decide if I needed to wear shoes that kicked ass or were good for ass kicking, on account of there's a difference you know. ~ Finger Lickin' FifteenJanet Evanovich / quote ↗
19c. 1943 ADThat's why I'm not on social media. People are way too open about their private lives. I don't need to see pictures of what somebody had for lunch or hear about how difficult their last bowel movement was or see on a map where they were when either one happened.Janet Evanovich / quote ↗
20c. 1943 ADI can't help it. I'm just a big gasbag. I still got leftover barbeque gas." She squeezed her eyes shut tight and did a full minute-long far. "Excuse me," she said.Janet Evanovich / quote ↗
21c. 1943 ADIf I could just get Broom to cooperate, we could fly, Glo said. Then we wouldn't have to worry about traffic. Harry Potter didn't have to worry about traffic.You relize Harry Potter isn't real, right? Of course, but he could be. I mean, maybe not Harry Potter, but someone like him. Who's to say?Janet Evanovich / quote ↗
22c. 1943 ADSure, he was attracted to her, but women always had to go beyond that.Women [had] nesting fantasies. It wasn't long before they wereredecorating your apartment and criticizing your choice of mustard.Janet Evanovich / quote ↗
23c. 1943 AD...I blink back the threat of tears, swiped at my nose and narrowed my eyes. "Listen to me, you two bags of monkey shit, "I yelled. "I am not in a good mood. My car keeps stalling. The day before yesterday I threw up on Joe Morelli. I was called a fat cow by my ex-husband. And if that isn't enough...my hair is ORANGE! ORANGE, FOR CHRISSAKE! And now you have the gall to force yourself into my home and threaten my hamster. Well, you have gone too far. You have crossed the line!Janet Evanovich / quote ↗
24c. 1943 ADSo you need an alarm system because you gonna be in bad neighborhoods?""Actually, I sort of stole a car, and I'm afraid the owner will try to get it back.Janet Evanovich / quote ↗
