HYHenny Youngman

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Henny Youngman

Life dates: 1906 AD — 1998 AD

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Quotations and sayings

01c. 1952 AD

I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car.

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02c. 1952 AD

My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.

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03c. 1952 AD

My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad but New York City?

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