01UndatedThe first time probably people really were aware of me, I unfortunately had the title of Showtime's Funniest Person in America. And that's a really tough title to travel around with when you're not even known.Ellen DeGeneres / quote ↗
02UndatedI don't pay attention to the number of birthdays. It's weird when I say I'm 53. It just is crazy that I'm 53. I think I'm very immature. I feel like a kid. That's why my back goes out all the time, because I completely forget I can't do certain things anymore - like doing the plank for 10 minutes.Ellen DeGeneres / quote ↗
03UndatedFaith is part of who I am, yes. I was raised Christian Scientist. The most important thing I saw every single week on the wall at Sunday school was the Golden Rule.Ellen DeGeneres / quote ↗
04UndatedDesigning is my hobby. If I didn't do what I do for a living - at some point when I don't do this for a living - I'll probably just do design work. I love finding really special pieces of furniture.Ellen DeGeneres / quote ↗
05UndatedSo many people prefer to live in drama because it's comfortable. It's like someone staying in a bad marriage or relationship - it's actually easier to stay because they know what to expect every day, versus leaving and not knowing what to expect.Ellen DeGeneres / quote ↗
06UndatedI would love to have the same rights as everybody else. I would love, I don't care if it's called marriage. I don't care if it's called, you know, domestic partnership. I don't care what it's called.Ellen DeGeneres / quote ↗
07UndatedI had everything I'd hoped for, but I wasn't being myself. So I decided to be honest about who I was. It was strange: The people who loved me for being funny suddenly didn't like me for being... me.Ellen DeGeneres / quote ↗
08UndatedMy grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.Ellen DeGeneres / quote ↗
09UndatedPeople always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.Ellen DeGeneres / quote ↗
11UndatedI was raised in an atmosphere of 'everything's fine.' But as I got older, I was like, 'Well no, everything's not fine. There is stuff that's sad.' I am a really sensitive person. I think I am too sensitive sometimes.Ellen DeGeneres / quote ↗
12UndatedI get those fleeting, beautiful moments of inner peace and stillness - and then the other 23 hours and 45 minutes of the day, I'm a human trying to make it through in this world.Ellen DeGeneres / quote ↗
14UndatedI think everybody should have the same anger towards the injustice that's happening and the hatred that's happening, and just fight it with love and compassion.Ellen DeGeneres / quote ↗