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Doug Larson

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Quotations and sayings

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Wisdom is the reward for a lifetime of listening when you would have preferred to talk.

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02Undated

Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.

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03Undated

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!

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04Undated

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you’d have preferred to talk.

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05Undated

The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.

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06Undated

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.

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07Undated

Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap.

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08Undated

What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of living high.

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09Undated

Nostalgia: A device that removes the ruts and potholes from memory lane.

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10Undated

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.

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11Undated

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.

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12Undated

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

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13Undated

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.

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14Undated

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.

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15Undated

The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.

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16Undated

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.

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17Undated

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

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18Undated

Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.

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19Undated

More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.

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20Undated

Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.

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21Undated

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.

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