01UndatedYou don't get to be the president of anything if you have bad manners.Daven Anderson / quote ↗
02UndatedIf we adopted Jack," I quip, "we'd have to give him combat pay for an allowanceDaven Anderson / quote ↗
05UndatedHow come they get to be gray-haired and still in love with each other, while Lilly tears out what's left of my heart and dumps it into her Jill-The-Ripper shredder?Daven Anderson / quote ↗
07UndatedYou said you left Mississippi in 1854," Ron says. He turns to Mamuwalde and asks "Were you a runaway slave?" "Not at all," Cindy Lou answers. "Daddy freed him." Ron's jaw almost hits the floor. His wine glass does.Daven Anderson / quote ↗
10UndatedI hate it when I go into a Snack Shack and they're out of Blue Ice. The other slushie flavors taste like cheap candy.Daven Anderson / quote ↗
11UndatedRemember, our kind protects you Normals from the Pures. We are the rope tied between man and super-beast. A rope forever dangling from the precipice. I tap Zetania's shoulder and ask, "What's a precipice?" "A cliff's edge," she whispers. Precipice. Must be a French word.Daven Anderson / quote ↗
12UndatedI floor the gas pedal. The Sonoramic Commando V-8 growls like an angry tiger and leapfrogs us ahead of the traffic.Daven Anderson / quote ↗
13UndatedCenturies of perfectly-pitched heartbreak resound through Les' microphone as Stella and I embrace in a slow dance.Daven Anderson / quote ↗
14UndatedWe even commissioned a smaller pair of these statues for the baggage claim area in the regular lobby. Gives all those Normal conspiracy nuts something to talk about besides the Blue Mustang. They think our statues are the work of Masons or reptilian beings. Ha.Daven Anderson / quote ↗
