01UndatedThe regular I both feared and salivated to see was names Reyes Farrow. Where others exuded aggression, deception, and insecurity, he literally dripped confidence, sex, and power. Mostly sex.Darynda Jones / quote ↗
02UndatedI sort of got off on making bad guys sweat. Which was not unlike my love of making good guys sweat, just by very different means.Darynda Jones / quote ↗
03UndatedHe had threatened my parents. I had to remember that. Still, it was really hard to stay mad at a wounded naked man.Darynda Jones / quote ↗
04UndatedMen were weird. Especially men made of tempered steel and fire and perpetual darkness. Or men with penises. Either wayDarynda Jones / quote ↗
05UndatedHe turned the corner and flipped me off at the same time. See? Men could multitask. I was so proud of him.Darynda Jones / quote ↗
06UndatedThat took balls.""Please," I said with a snort, "that took ovaries. Of which I have two.Darynda Jones / quote ↗
07UndatedMaybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor pissed me off.Darynda Jones / quote ↗
08UndatedIf I couldn't be a good example, I'd just have to be a horrible warning.Darynda Jones / quote ↗
09UndatedAmber was busy flirting with a rookie named Dead Meat if he didn’t stop flirting back. She was eleven, for heaven’s sake! Of course, he may have just been humoring her. And it was a little cute. In a gross, Chester-the-molester kind of way.Darynda Jones / quote ↗
10UndatedYou just seem so sad,” I said, dialing voice mail. “Like someone stole your favorite nine millimeter.”“I’m not sad.” He started down the hall, then turned back. “Least not when I look at you.”.Darynda Jones / quote ↗
11UndatedGemma had blond hair and blue eyes. I did not.Gemma was always an A student. I was more of a B-all-you-can-be kind of gal.When Gemma was into science, I was into skipping.When Gemma was into foreign languages, I was into the hot Italian guy down the street.Darynda Jones / quote ↗
12UndatedAnd I like the light-up.”“The what?”“The light-up,” he’d say. “You know, that look people get when they finally realize you’re for real. It’s like electricity. It makes me tingle all over. Like a blanket full of static.”Ew. “Really? I’ve never heard that.”“Yeah, and I like it when people realize we’re out here.”I leaned in close once and asked him, “Do you want your mom to realize you’re out here? Do you want her to know?”“Nah. It took her too long to get over me.”All in all, he was a good kid.Darynda Jones / quote ↗
13UndatedThe woman eyed Ubie a moment before grabbing a pen and writing down the dates I had. Ubie eyed her back. Sparks flew.Darynda Jones / quote ↗
14UndatedWe’re going down to the Margarita Grill to smell the lobster, then we’re going to watch the sunrise, and in between we’ll probably have hot, unsafe animal sex.Darynda Jones / quote ↗
16UndatedAfter an initial rush of pleasure that left me trembling with need, I broke off the heated kiss and whispered, "Okay, you win."He leaned over me and said into my ear, "Dutch, I won the moment you crawled into bed."He really did need to work on his self-esteem.Darynda Jones / quote ↗
17UndatedReal writers write. Period. No, the muse does not come to visit everyday. She’s a lazy, precocious flirt. You cannot get into the habit of being “in the mood” to write. No writer on Earth is in the mood to write everyday, but the good ones do it anyway. They fight through their fatigue, their stress, their doubt, and they write. They get the words on the page. Period. So stop waiting for your muse. Trust me, she sleeps around.Darynda Jones / quote ↗
18UndatedA clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. —STEVEN WRIGHTDarynda Jones / quote ↗
20UndatedYou rented the apartment with a dead guy in the corner?” I shrugged. “I wanted the apartment, and I figured I could cover him up with a bookcase or something.Darynda Jones / quote ↗
21UndatedKeep Reading.Keep Writing.Keep Pushing yourself!And never stop learning!We writerly types have to stick together mostly because everybody else thinks we're "weird".Darynda Jones / quote ↗
23UndatedI still had my hand on his side, careful not to press. He reached out and hooked a finger into the belt loop on my jeans. It felt so natural, so fulfilling, to be there with him. To talk with him as if we did it everyday. As if we'd been doung it every day for years. Not even the heat of Ian's fury could penetrate the warmth I was getting from Reyes.Darynda Jones / quote ↗
24UndatedAmador and Bianca have a great life that I'm only a little jealous of. They have two kids they bring to see me. His daughter, Ashlee, is almost five now. She has asked me to marry her when I get out. It feels kind of weird since she calls me Uncle Reyes and incest is frowned upon, but who am I to argue with true love?Darynda Jones / quote ↗
