01UndatedShe hugged me and I could feel the heat rise in my face, either from shame or love, like there was a difference.Christopher Moore / quote ↗
02UndatedI gave you all!" screeched Lear, waving a palsied claw at Regan."And you took your bloody time giving it, too, you senile old fuck," said Regan.Christopher Moore / quote ↗
03UndatedThat was supposed to be the whole purpose of the Internet, you know. To share scientific information.""Not a Viagra- and porn-delivery system?Christopher Moore / quote ↗
04UndatedLucien, women are wondrous, mysterious, and magical creatures, who should be treated not only with respect but with reverence, perhaps even awe. Now go sweep the steps.Christopher Moore / quote ↗
05UndatedShe was an alien, really - a sort of eating, pooping, tantrum machine - and he didn't understand anything about her species.Christopher Moore / quote ↗
07UndatedOn the radio, turned low, Reba sang of hard times with the full authority of a cross-eyed redheaded millionaire.Christopher Moore / quote ↗
08UndatedYou know what? You know what? You know what?' I was waving my finger under her nose. 'You scratched the Son of God. That's your ass, that's what.Christopher Moore / quote ↗
10UndatedAs much as I encourage communication with my readers, I don't want reviews from them, simply because I don't need to be hamstrung in the middle of working on something.Christopher Moore / quote ↗
11UndatedWhen I teach seminars, I tell people, 'Your stuff has to look like something that's out there, because otherwise nobody will take a chance on you.'Christopher Moore / quote ↗
12UndatedFor me, 'Lamb' started out as a further exploration of the phenomenon of faith and the responsibility of a messiah that I touched on in 'Coyote Blue' and 'Island of the Sequined Love Nun,' but it ended up being an exploration of the true meaning of sacrifice, loyalty, and friendship.Christopher Moore / quote ↗
