02c. 1953 ADCulture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your handsBob Hope / quote ↗
03c. 1953 ADOver the years, I have been subjected to many indignities, all for the sake of Art. If I ever catch him, I'm going to kill the guy.Bob Hope / quote ↗
04c. 1953 ADWhen she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.Bob Hope / quote ↗
05c. 1953 ADMy idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?Bob Hope / quote ↗
06c. 1953 ADWhen we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things - not the great occasions - give off the greatest glow of happiness.Bob Hope / quote ↗
08c. 1953 ADI was lucky I wasn't a better boxer or that's what I'd be now - a punchy ex-pug.Bob Hope / quote ↗
11c. 1953 ADI have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don't they just print our money with a return address on it?Bob Hope / quote ↗
12c. 1953 ADThe good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.Bob Hope / quote ↗
13c. 1953 ADI do benefits for all religions. ... I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.Bob Hope / quote ↗
14c. 1953 ADIt you watch a game it's fun. If you play it it's recreation. If you work at it it's golf.Bob Hope / quote ↗
15c. 1953 ADIf you watch a game it's fun. If you play it it's recreation. If you work at it it's golf.Bob Hope / quote ↗
16c. 1953 ADThe audience was swell. They were so polite they covered their mouths when they yawned.Bob Hope / quote ↗
17c. 1953 ADI have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.Bob Hope / quote ↗
18c. 1953 ADA sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?Bob Hope / quote ↗
19c. 1953 ADIf you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.Bob Hope / quote ↗
20c. 1953 ADI don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.Bob Hope / quote ↗
22c. 1953 ADWhen we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.Bob Hope / quote ↗
23c. 1953 ADThe trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.Bob Hope / quote ↗
