01UndatedCalvin: As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever. You've taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations.Bill Watterson / quote ↗
02UndatedYou know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help.Bill Watterson / quote ↗
03UndatedI have all these great genes, but they're recessive. That's the problem here.Bill Watterson / quote ↗
07UndatedIf people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently.Bill Watterson / quote ↗
08UndatedThe surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.Bill Watterson / quote ↗
12UndatedIf your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.Bill Watterson / quote ↗
14UndatedShutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running.Bill Watterson / quote ↗
15UndatedThe problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.Bill Watterson / quote ↗
