01UndatedOnce my wife gave me a wonderful birthday present. She let me win an argument.Anonymous . / quote ↗
02UndatedWhen we're young we want to change the world. When we're old we want to change the young.Anonymous . / quote ↗
03UndatedRemember when we used to laugh at old people when we were young? Do you recall what was so funny?Anonymous . / quote ↗
04UndatedI wouldn't say someone is old just because his social security is in Roman numerals or because Mozart played at his senior prom.Anonymous . / quote ↗
05UndatedIf you think a lot of the comments made tonight are not funny but are immature and tasteless that's only because the sense of humor is the first thing to go.Anonymous . / quote ↗
06UndatedI was going to take you out to lunch for your birthday . . . but you already are.Anonymous . / quote ↗
07UndatedGod bless me and my son John Me and my wife him and his wife Us four and no more.Anonymous . / quote ↗
08UndatedCombine common sense and the Golden Rule and you will have very little bad luck.Anonymous . / quote ↗
13UndatedNever build after you are five and forty have five years' income in hand before you lay a brick and always calculate the expense at double the estimate.Anonymous . / quote ↗
14UndatedTo make a long story short . . . there's nothing like having the boss walk in.Anonymous . / quote ↗
17UndatedThe whole world knows we have it made in America . . . made in China made in Mexico made in Japan.Anonymous . / quote ↗
18UndatedThe motto in the workaholic Silicon Valley is "Stop for lunch and you are lunch."Anonymous . / quote ↗
21UndatedA fair price for oil is whatever you can get plus ten to twenty per cent.Anonymous . / quote ↗
