03UndatedMiddle age is when you have a choice of two temptations and choose the one that will get you home earlier.Anonymous . / quote ↗
04UndatedThe United States was born in the country and moved to the city in the nineteenth century.Anonymous . / quote ↗
08UndatedThere is a difference between a psychopath and a neurotic. A psychopath thinks two and two are five. A neurotic knows that two and two are four but he worries about it.Anonymous . / quote ↗
10UndatedEvery great advance in natural knowledge has involved die absolute rejection of authority.Anonymous . / quote ↗
12UndatedA bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.Anonymous . / quote ↗
13UndatedA banker is a man who lends you an umbrella when the weather is fair and takes it away from you when it rains.Anonymous . / quote ↗
15UndatedAnd when I was born I drew in the common air and fell upon the earth which is of like nature and the first voice which I uttered was crying as all others do . . . For all men have one entrance into life. The Apocrypha Monday's child is fair of face Tuesday's child is full of grace Wednesday's child is full of woe Thursday's child has far to go Friday's child is loving and giving Saturday's child works hard for a living But the child born on the Sabbath day Is happy and wise and good and gay.Anonymous . / quote ↗
16UndatedBorn on Monday fair in the face Born on Tuesday full of God's grace Born on Wednesday sour and sad Born on Thursday merry and glad Born on Friday worthily givenAnonymous . / quote ↗
18UndatedThe age of some women is like the speedometer on a used car - you know it's set back but you don't know how far.Anonymous . / quote ↗
20UndatedWhen I think of my dad as a little boy I tend to think of him in black and white.Anonymous . / quote ↗
22UndatedWhen she told me her age I believed her - why not? she hasn't changed her story for five years.Anonymous . / quote ↗
23UndatedLife begins at fifty but so does bad eyesight arthritis and the habit of telling the same story three times to the same listeners.Anonymous . / quote ↗
24UndatedWhen Julia Child was asked to what she credited her longevity she replied "Red meat and gin."Anonymous . / quote ↗
