ARAndy Rooney

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Andy Rooney

Life dates: 1919 AD — 2011 AD

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Quotations and sayings

01c. 1965 AD

Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads.

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02c. 1965 AD

One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly.

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03c. 1965 AD

Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.

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04c. 1965 AD

Death is a distant rumor to the young.

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05c. 1965 AD

Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.

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06c. 1965 AD

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.

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07c. 1965 AD

People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.

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08c. 1965 AD

The closing of a door can bring blessed privacy and comfort - the opening, terror. Conversely, the closing of a door can be a sad and final thing - the opening a wonderfully joyous moment.

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09c. 1965 AD

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose.

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10c. 1965 AD

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.

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