01UndatedDon't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later he may be with his real girlfriend.Amy Sedaris / quote ↗
02UndatedMy mother always said 'Don't bother other people.' I think that's good advice.Amy Sedaris / quote ↗
03UndatedSometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it.Amy Sedaris / quote ↗
04UndatedDon't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking.Amy Sedaris / quote ↗
06UndatedI don't mind pointing out some of the failings of old age, because we are all headed in that direction, unless of course we take our own lives before we become a burden. I'm not advocating suicide, oh wait, I guess I am.Amy Sedaris / quote ↗
07UndatedI think it's good for a person to spend time alone. It gives them an opportunity to discover who they are and to figure out why they are always alone.Amy Sedaris / quote ↗
10UndatedI failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you're stupid.Amy Sedaris / quote ↗
11UndatedI have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of my life.Amy Sedaris / quote ↗
12UndatedMy mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper.Amy Sedaris / quote ↗
14UndatedI like to decide the night before Thanksgiving that I'm gonna do it, and I'll see what riff raff is around. Then I get that last-minute surge of energy. But if I had two weeks to plan, sometimes I wish I wasn't doing it. But very seldom does that happen.Amy Sedaris / quote ↗
15UndatedI like crafts that come out of poverty or necessity. There used to be hobby shops where you'd get your supplies, and then you'd use your imagination.Amy Sedaris / quote ↗
16UndatedYou think in a different way when you don't have any money. The joy of poverty is that you use your imagination to come up with stuff.Amy Sedaris / quote ↗
17UndatedMy father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I always scold him.Amy Sedaris / quote ↗
18UndatedI wouldn't call myself a shut-in. I have the ability to leave my home; I just choose not to. But because I'm such a homebody, it's important to be surrounded by things I love.Amy Sedaris / quote ↗
19UndatedI never really take shortcuts. I was always one of those people who, instead of cutting across someone's yard on the way home from school, I would go to the end of the block and turn.Amy Sedaris / quote ↗
