01UndatedI'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.A. Whitney Brown / quote ↗
02UndatedI never joined, but I used to go to church now and then. I liked it, because they always passed out plates of money at the end.A. Whitney Brown / quote ↗
03UndatedThat is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.A. Whitney Brown / quote ↗
04UndatedI am not a vegetarian because I love animals I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.A. Whitney Brown / quote ↗
05UndatedThe past actually happened but history is only what someone wrote down.A. Whitney Brown / quote ↗
06UndatedI am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest.A. Whitney Brown / quote ↗