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Tell people there's an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure.
Tell people there's an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure.
Approximate author period: c. 1972 AD · modern
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- George Carlin
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- Approximate author period: c. 1972 AD · modern
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