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Fact: upon locking yourself our of your apartment you will immediately need to use the bathroom. Fact: and then you will stand in place and watch your door. You will just stare. As though rebuffed by it. As though it has done this to you.
Fact: upon locking yourself our of your apartment you will immediately need to use the bathroom. Fact: and then you will stand in place and watch your door. You will just stare. As though rebuffed by it. As though it has done this to you.
Approximate author period: c. 1965 AD · modern
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- Augusten Burroughs
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- Approximate author period: c. 1965 AD · modern
Approximate author-period evidence for Augusten Burroughs: documented birth year 1965; activity date not established. Wikidata Q767439, inspected 2026-10-08. Not a quotation composition date or independent verification of attribution. Source: https://www.wikidata.org/wiki/Q767439 (accessed 2026-10-08).
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