01UndatedWhat irritates me most of all about these morning people is their horribly good temper, as if they have been up for three hours and already conquered France. Particularly since the vast majority of them, in spite of rising so appallingly early, have performed anything but great deeds. In Berlin I have time and again met people who make no secret of the fact that their only reason for stirring at such an ungodly hour of the morning is so that they can leave the office earlier in the afternoon. I have suggested to several of these eight-hour logicians that they ought to start work at ten o'clock at night, thereby allowing them to leave at six in the morning and perhaps even arrive home before it is time to get up. Some even took this for a serious suggestion. In my opinion, only bakers need to work early in the morning.Timur Vermes / quote ↗
02Undated...and of course reconcilliation with England--the country that from the first should have been, given her parallel territorial ambitions, our closest ally--so that some day in the future we can act as one. It remains a mystery to me why that last relationship never worked out. How many more bombs would we have had to drop on their cities before they realized that we were their friends?Timur Vermes / quote ↗
03UndatedYou can forget Stalin,” he said, pledging his allegiance. “We’re not the History Channel.Timur Vermes / quote ↗
04UndatedOne must undertake everything with utter, fanatical determination. Or one will get nowhere.Timur Vermes / quote ↗
05UndatedBut with superior morale, with an unwavering, fanatical spirit, everything is possible!Timur Vermes / quote ↗
06UndatedIn your heart of hearts, I believe all of you around this table know what this country needs.Timur Vermes / quote ↗
