02UndatedThe elf was armed with a bow, a sword, and an overwhelming sense of his own importance.Thaddeus White / quote ↗
04UndatedA golden dragon. Splendid. My life expectancy has just become shorter than a gnome’s todger.Thaddeus White / quote ↗
06UndatedHave a scaffold erected in the square. We shall hang a traitor or two before dinner. And perhaps afterwards as well.” - Princess KarenaThaddeus White / quote ↗
07UndatedHave a scaffold erected in the square. We shall hang a traitor or two before dinner. And perhaps afterwards as well.Thaddeus White / quote ↗
08UndatedDuncan yawned and scratched at a spot on his temple. “According to my reckoning, you shall be punished thusly. Hanged twice, for major theft and unlawfully slaying a beast in the Comte’s forest. Lashed… let me see… four hundred and twenty-seven times for adultery, fornication and minor theft. Lastly, imprisoned for tax evasion and rigging boxing matches for,” the lieutenant paused and totted up the list of offences, “Ninety-six years.”Roger the Goat nodded gravely, and asked, “In what order?Thaddeus White / quote ↗
